Ah, Heath Ledger and his pretty hair....
Anyways, this is:
Things I Learned While With The Husband
- Love actually does exist.
- "Hold on loosely, but don't let go. If you cling too tightly, you're gonna lose control." Thanks, .38 Special.
- Trust your instinct.
- Men are really sensitive about some things no matter how much they act like they're not.
- As much as you want him to read your mind and just know what you want/need because you're really that in tune with each other, you've still got to ask for it.
- Don't move to Mississippi. It's really hot.
- There's always something you don't know.
- You've got to talk to each other, especially about the hard stuff. If you can't there's a problem between you two even though you think you're being sensitive to the other's feelings.
- Yes, it was your fault too, but you've grown and know what does and doesn't work anymore.
- You've got to talk to each other, especially about the hard stuff. If you can't there's a problem between you two even though you think you're being sensitive to the other's feelings.
- Yes, it was your fault too, but you've grown and know what does and doesn't work anymore.
- "If the sex is good, it's only 10 percent of the marriage. But if the sex is not so good, it's 90 percent. So do your darnedest to make sure it stays really, really good!"
- Don't ever, ever cry during sex.
- Women get hornier than men.
- If he says he wants to make a baby but finds an excuse not to do the only damn thing he has to do when it's time every single month, something's wrong.
- If you practically beg him to get something medically checked out saying "It's important to me so I hope it's important to you" and he responds by yelling "I will never go to a doctor for this", something's wrong.
- If he says he wants to make a baby but finds an excuse not to do the only damn thing he has to do when it's time every single month, something's wrong.
- If you practically beg him to get something medically checked out saying "It's important to me so I hope it's important to you" and he responds by yelling "I will never go to a doctor for this", something's wrong.
- Don't have a roommate when you're married, especially a single one who drinks a lot and stays high all the time, no matter how good a friend he is.
- He can't fix your daddy issues, but sometimes he can help you get over some of them.
- "Forever" doesn't last as long as you think it will, and even though he says he'll never leave you, he just might.
- If he gets a girlfriend right afterward and broadcasts it to the world when he was previously too scared to tell anyone he abruptly ended your marriage, he's ridiculously insensitive and isn't worth your tears.
- If he gets a girlfriend right afterward and broadcasts it to the world when he was previously too scared to tell anyone he abruptly ended your marriage, he's ridiculously insensitive and isn't worth your tears.
- There is life after him. It really sucks for awhile, but it will get better.
- If you have a beautiful engagement ring wear it all the freakin time because if things end you may never want to wear it ever again, even if it was your grandmother's.
- "Boys are stupid... throw rocks at them."That was a few more than ten, but oh fucking well.
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